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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Divorce Letters - Joke

Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the Case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband

P.S. don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great day.

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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice your hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my sister because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers, I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50.00 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & .....Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

DIY 烤出專業級香噴噴地瓜

很長一段時間了,專家們推薦食用地瓜養身、排毒、甚至防癌...好處多多,可是簡便蒸熟(大同電鍋)的地瓜實在不怎麼好吃,購買攤販售的烤地瓜又很貴,所以我特地查了Yahoo知識,試出一個簡單就能烤出! 好! 吃地瓜的方法,推薦給大家。
步驟一:把地瓜洗淨後放進冰箱冷凍庫,凍45分鐘。
步驟二:將冷凍後地瓜放進烤箱(200度),烤30分鐘。
叮!這樣就有香噴噴專業級地瓜出爐囉!

專家說~~~
『因為蕃薯冷凍後內水份子變大,破壞纖維密度,並將空氣擠壓,
熱傳導加速,可以節省60﹪的烤薯時間,內外熟食度也比較柔軟均勻喔!』


通常購買時會選擇小的或長條型的地瓜,因為家裡是小烤箱,這樣比較不怕高度太高容易烤焦喔!

分享今天的成品~
烤出的地瓜,皮與肉已剝離,撕開外皮後,會有一層QQ的表皮,

偶帶焦香,偶帶蜜。